Am tempting fate...

...simply by blogging. I figure that because I did not blog yesterday, and the market fell 777 points (seems like a lucky number to me, but what do I know?), that I would test out my Hollis blogs/market falls theory today.

Let the games begin.

Keeper likes that the House gave Wall Street the finger. Go ahead, Mr. President, cry wolf. Make my day. No stocks needed here. I know how to kill mice.

Do you??

Wet Food.

It has been suggested that were I to be fed wet food, I might be less portly and healthier. So this morning the experiment began, and so far I have to say that I rather enjoy it.

In other news, I am afraid to blog. Every time I start blogging, this stock market thing goes crazy. So perhaps I will lay off awhile.

Who knew that a simple little kitty like me could cause so much financial turmoil just by expressing myself in the written form...?

Me. Yow.

Frisky.

I have been rather frisky lately. I am a bad-ass, vicious fighter. Keeper likes to tell people that I am just overstimulated, but what does she know about it anyway?

I drew a little of keeper's blood this morning. Made. My. DAY!

Meh.

Abandonment.

I was feeling better yesterday until last night, when keeper abandoned me. I punished her by yelling at her this morning even after I was fed and given a treat. I also sat by the front door, staring at it longingly as if I was wishing for escape from my torturer (I was). I hope I made her feel very, very bad.

Maybe when my new scratching post/perch arrives I will consider forgiving her. Maybe.

Cloudy day. Good day for snuggling underneath comforter all day and forgetting all woes.

Sicky.

I am having tummy issues, so must keep this simple today so as to focus all energies on healing.

I think keeper needs to change what she uses to clean my box.

Also, is there alka seltzer for kitties?

I have officially returned.

Summer is over and I have put away my bikini and paperbacks and am facing the fact that it is time to get serious again.

Serious about watching and analyzing what is going on next door. Serious about my new scratching post/perch, which should arrive any day now. Serious about the new cat smells on keeper's hands. Serious about my new catbook profile. Serious about parrot hunting. Serious about grasshopper interlopers. And just generally serious about everything. Especially food.

I do not want to overwhelm my audience on my first day back, so I will leave it at that for today.

Meow.