I have not been allowed in the bedroom as of late. This pisses me off, and sometimes I find ways to break in and snuggle under bunched up comforter anyway. I yell and and scream when removed.
I do, however, have a very sexy haircut that finally proves once and for all that I was fluffy and not fat. So all you haters can go frak off. I'm hot. I'm old and cranky, but still hot.
Keeper also insists on sticking a needle in me every once in awhile. It's more irritating than painful, but I still hate it.
In order to punish her, I allow my crankiest meows to spill out of my mouth in full force.
At least she finally got decent tasting treats to hide my pills in. Bitch.