Monday, December 21, 2009

Meow Out!

Keeper and I would like to send a MEOW OUT! to Jill and the other two readers of this blog...Happy Hollisdays!

Keeper met Jill in person yesterday and says she's really cool. I think Oliver and Bernadette should start a blog. I'd like to see the world from their perspective, whether in pictures or words.

Meowy Christmas!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Bedroom Privileges Revoked

I have not been allowed in the bedroom as of late. This pisses me off, and sometimes I find ways to break in and snuggle under bunched up comforter anyway. I yell and and scream when removed.

I do, however, have a very sexy haircut that finally proves once and for all that I was fluffy and not fat. So all you haters can go frak off. I'm hot. I'm old and cranky, but still hot.

Keeper also insists on sticking a needle in me every once in awhile. It's more irritating than painful, but I still hate it.

In order to punish her, I allow my crankiest meows to spill out of my mouth in full force.

At least she finally got decent tasting treats to hide my pills in. Bitch.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Keeper is boring.

Keeper is very distracted and boring to me right now. I wish she would pull her head out of her butt and look around her and be present. But no. She has her head stuck in a computer or a book and ignores me and the rest of the apartment. Like we don't even exist or something.

I am enjoying my new haircut, however.

Saturday, April 25, 2009


Keeper had me shaved! It was humiliating. And yet, when temps reached into the upper 90s this week I was very glad.

But I still hate her. She didn't even ask. I do look all svelte now. I'm not as fat as most people seem to think, and now it is obvious. I also like how intense the petting feels without all the fur in the way.

But it is still no excuse. I shall now go do something secret and evil.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

The Year So Far.

It was been a quite eventful year so far. The hardwood floor situation has been resolved, but now Keeper is concerned about heat. Alas, solving problems before they occur has never worked out so well for her, so I have been encouraging her to focus on other, more pressing concerns.

Such as my new condition. I have kidney issues and require much attention now. I might also add that it is very good that keeper has a good job now.

My new requirements:

1) Prescription food.

2) One big ass capsule to be snuck into me in some way once per day.

3) Two smaller pills to be snuck into me in some way twice per day.

4) 150 cc's of IV treatment to be administered subcutaneously every other day. No re-using of the needles.

Oh, but I am sooooo worth it.

Monday, January 12, 2009

2009 is hard...

...wood floors. I like hardwood floors below my feet. I do not like hardwood floors above my head. Something must be done or I may have to drown myself into Greenie oblivion.

New white comforter is awesome and very easy to bunch up and hide under all day.

I did manage to completely humiliate myself multiple times by falling off the windowsill. Some may think I am too portly, but I believe the construction of the windowsill is faulty and way too narrow.

I refuse to sit atop the scratching post. I have my reasons, but will not share what they are. Must keep Keeper on her toes.