Shaved.

Keeper had me shaved! It was humiliating. And yet, when temps reached into the upper 90s this week I was very glad.

But I still hate her. She didn't even ask. I do look all svelte now. I'm not as fat as most people seem to think, and now it is obvious. I also like how intense the petting feels without all the fur in the way.

But it is still no excuse. I shall now go do something secret and evil.