Is it wrong...

...to spy on the humans next door?

Well, it might be wrong if keeper did it, because she is (or claims to be) a human.

But how on earth would it be wrong for a kitty cat to spy on humans next door? It is not like I have anything better to do all day. Especially now, since sunlight is limited and my brown throne has disappeared.

Guilt? I will have none.

Kibble Amounts Have Fallen

And still no Greenies.

Life is not so good. I wish keeper would go on vacation again so the unlimited feeder system is reinstated. Right now I prefer food over keeper's company anyway.

After Heinous Comb Abuse, I Threw Up.

Keeper abused me with the heinous comb again last night. She actually got a hiss out of me, which is rather rare.

Later, in the middle of the night, I woke keeper up with my pre-throw-up convulsions. I was hoping to throw up ON the bed, but she pushed me off before I could manage that. So, the carpet it was.

I think we are now almost even. Almost.

Not much to do today except...

...lick myself.

I Am A Kitty. Therefore...I Manipulate.

And yesterday keeper was quite manipulatable. Is manipulatable a word? Who cares, I am just a simple kitty cat.

Anyway. As I believe I have stated before, keeper has been giving me an embarrassingly low amount of kibbles in my bowl. Really, it has just been simply ridiculous. Yesterday, about an hour after she fed me my meager dinner, she was back in the kitchen, and I looked up at her and did my "I am starving and you have not feed me in days" meow, and it actually WORKED! I got two dinners, albeit embarrassingly small dinners, but two dinners nonetheless.

Perhaps Keeper needs to develop a stronger backbone. I am quite happy with her rubbery one, however.

I will attempt manipulation again this evening and report back.

Talk Of A Covered Litter Box

Keeper is thinking of going back to a covered litter box. I can understand why she would want to do this, but she must remember to consider all the positives and negatives of the covered litter box:

Postives of covered litter box:
My poo stays private until removed.
Privacy whilst utilizing litter box.
Covers my scent better.

Negatives of covered litter box:
Poo may not be removed as promptly.
More stuff to clean.
Can get cramped in there for my fluffy self. (Remember, I am not fat, I am fluffy.)

A perplexing situation. The outcome remains up in the air. I will report progress as it occurs.

Basking time very limited. Must bask now.

A New Era?

At least the smells are somewhat the same.